wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Let's paint friendship bongs
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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