I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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