Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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