: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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