I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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