You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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