..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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