so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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