some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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