She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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