i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
This show inspires me to have sex in space
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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