God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Randomize
