So drunk its hurt
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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