i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
So. Much. Porn.
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