If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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