Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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