It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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