He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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