so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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