Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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