if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
