I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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