You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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