How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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