The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
i think i just lost a toe
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