Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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