Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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