I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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