can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I have demons in me.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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