I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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