Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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