Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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