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(860): View more from Connecticut

I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out

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(630): View more from Illinois

yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed

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(914): View more from New York

He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.

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(661): View more from California

Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half

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(225): View more from Louisiana

all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock

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(206): View more from Washington

The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard

(973): View more from New Jersey

omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you

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