Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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