Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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