she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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