WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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