Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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