party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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