do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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