My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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