where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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