ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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