How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
