just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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