The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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