A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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