Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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