Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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