Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
