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Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My life is pants optional.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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