So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
why is half of my head shaved?
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