I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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