That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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