Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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